I'm lost!

What's up with the mustaches? Can someone explain! Please...anywho this would be my kind. 

yay or nay on the wasabi nails ...lol.

It's OPI (Don't Talk Back To Me) & ORLY (SASHAY MY WAY) over it. Don't know if I like it or not. 1 minute I like and the next I want to change it. Ugh Im so confused!!!! HELP!